100 Jokes For Teens To Make Them Laugh
by B Kishwar | Updated Feb 20, 2023
Jokes For Teens
The best medicine is laughing, but getting a teenager to laugh can be challenging. To capture your teen's attention and get them grinning and chuckling, if not to make them laugh aloud, you might want to be aware of some popular teen jokes. Nowadays' teens are wiser than they used to be, therefore you have to tell incredibly clever and humorous jokes to have them laugh. If you're looking for the funniest jokes to tell your teen, we've made it easier for you by compiling a lengthy list of them in this post.
Funny Jokes For Teens
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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1. Why do rappers need umbrellas?
Fo’ drizzle.
2. How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
3. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
4. How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
5. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?
Feyoncè.
6. How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties!
7. What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch!
8. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t care.
9. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
10. Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive. Sorry.
11. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
12. What’s brown and sticky?
A stiCk.
13. What do pre-teen ducks hate?
Voice quacks.
14. What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
Hit me baby one more time.
15. How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
16. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.
17. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Then it hit me.
18. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.
19. Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig.
20. My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.”
But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.
21. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reai-tea.
Stupid Jokes For Teens
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
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1. How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream!
2. How does the moon cut his hair?
E-clipse it!
3. What kind of father buys his daughter makeup?
A MAC daddy!
4. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?
An envelope!
5. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent pee!
7. Boy: 'Doctor I keep stealing things'
Doctor: 'Take these tablets. If that doesn't work, get me a flat screen TV.'
8. What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
9. What's type of music do balloons hate?
Pop!
10. Did you hear the inventor of velcro died?
RIP.
11. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope!
12. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
13. How much do photographs weigh?
One Instagram!
14. Why did the selfie go to prison?
It was framed!
15. Where do clocks upload their videos?
TikTok!
16. My new clock was a total waste of money…
It spends all day doing TikToks!
17.How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints!
18. What's Ross from Friends' favourite sport?
Schwimming!
19. How do you impress a Great British Bake Off fan on a date?
Bring them flours!
20. Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
21. Have you been to that new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve!
Good Jokes For Teens
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
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1. What do computers snack on?
Microchips.
2 How do basketball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
3. What is a teenager who never grows called?
Constantine
4. Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
5. How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Snowcaps
6. Why does no one make friends with Dracula?
He is a pain in the neck.
7. How did the hipster’s mouth burn?
He had pizza before it was cool.
8. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
9. Where do hamburgers take their dates for romantic dancing?
The meatball.
10. What is orange and red and full of disappointment?
High school pizza.
11. Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pearis.
12. Why does a music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
13. Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
14. What travels the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp.
15. What kind of milk does a pampered cow give?
Spoiled milk.
16. How are parties organized at NASA?
They planet
17. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t care.
18. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
19. Why can’t a T-rex clap its hands?
Because they’re extinct.
20. Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?
Because they keep breaking out!
21. Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig.
Puns And Dad Jokes For Teens
What do you call an old snowman?
A creek.
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1. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.
2. What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around?
R2-Detour.
3. What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy.
4. What do you call an old snowman?
A creek.
5. My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.” But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.
What do you get when you mix sulfer, tungsten, and silver?
SWAG.
6. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
7. What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.
8. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
The snow!
9. Which hand is better to write with?
Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!
10. Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
11. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
12. Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
13. What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A corn field.
14. What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neighbor!
15. A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.”
A boy responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”
16. What did the French teacher say to the class?
I don’t know. I couldn’t understand her.
17. Why couldn’t the teacher control her pupils?
She couldn’t find her glasses.
18. If two science teachers go to a bar, where do they sit?
The periodic table.
19. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
20. How do mountains stay warm in winter?
Snowcaps.
Riddle Joke For Teens
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
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1. Why do kangaroo mums hate rainy weather?
Their joeys have to play inside.
2. What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
3. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
Then it hit me.
4. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
5. Why did Adele cross the road?
To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
7. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
8. What did one DNA strand say to the other?
Does my bum look good in these genes?
9. Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig.
10. How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties.
11. The wedding was so beautiful.
Even the cake was in tiers.
12. What did the mime say to his audience?
Nothing. He held his character because he’s a professional.
13. What did the middle schooler say to the high schooler?
Nothing, they texted.
14. What do you call a vegan post-punk band?
Soy Division.
15. What did the traffic light say to the truck?
Don’t look! I’m changing!
16. What is the witch’s favorite school subject?
Spelling!
17. What did the frog order for lunch?
A burger and a diet croak!
18. Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah Who?
Naaah bro, I prefer Google.
20. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
21. Why did the boy run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.
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Jokes for Teens - FAQ
A Joke is something said or done to make you laugh, especially a funny story.