100+ Happy Birthday Jokes for Kids in English That Will Make Your Kid Laugh And Brighten Their Special Day
by Menaga K | Updated Feb 25, 2023
100+ Happy Birthday Jokes For Kids
Making a kid laugh is one of the most awesome things in the world. We can do many things to make a kid laugh. Kids love funny things. If you act funny in front of a kid, it will start to laugh and that will make you happy. Telling jokes to a kid will make that kid laugh and be happy.
Telling funny jokes to your kid will help you bond with a kid. Kids can develop their understanding of humour by hearing more jokes. It gives them a chance to play with the words. Here are some Happy Birthday Jokes that you can tell to your kids to make them laugh.
Happy Birthday Jokes For Kids
When’s your birthday?
July 23rd
Which year?
Every year
- Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
Answer: Because they are too focused on the present.
- What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Answer: Hoppy Birthday!
- How do you throw a birthday party in space?
Answer: You planet
- Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
Answer: In a cat-alog!
- What kind of music did the balloons play at their birthday party?
Answer: Pop music!
- Why do candles love birthdays?
Answer: They like to get lit.
- Why did the boy get soap for his birthday?
Answer: It was a soaprize party!
- What do mermaids do on their birthdays?
Answer: They shell-abrate.
- What did the mama say to her baby on his birthday?
Answer: Nappy Birthday!
- What does every birthday end with?
Answer: The letter Y.
- What do you tell a lion on its birthday?
Answer: It’s roar birthday!
- Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce come to your birthday party!
- What did the cow want for her Birthday?
Answer: A trip to the moo-vies!
- Did you hear about the tree’s birthday celebration?
Answer: It was really sappy.
- What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
Answer: A year older.
- What was the average age of a caveman?
Answer: Stone Age!
- What do rabbits play at birthday parties?
Answer: Musical hares!
- Why did the girl feel warm on her birthday?
Answer: Because people kept toasting her
- How do you wish a crab on its birthday?
Answer: Happy birthday! Have a crab-ulous day!
- What do math teachers prefer to birthday cake?
Answer: Pi.
- How do cats bake a cake?
Answer: From scratch
- What is frogs favorite drink at their birthday parties?
Answer: Diet croak
- How do you wish a dancer a happy birthday?
Answer: Sing “Tappy Birthday to you!”
- What did the coyote do when he found out it was your birthday?
Answer: He howled with delight!
- Why don't owls give each other presents on their birthdays?
Answer: Because they don't give a hoot!
- What did one corn cob say to the other on its birthday?
Answer: I’m ear to party with you!
- What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday?
Answer: “Hope you have a gouda birthday!”
- Why couldn’t I have my birthday party at the library?
Answer: It was already booked up.
- What do you say to a pickle who didn’t get invited to the birthday party?
Answer: Dill with it.
Jokes About Birthday Cakes
What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?
Answer: I Scream Cake
- Why did the student eat their homework on their birthday?
Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- What did the cake say to the ice cream?
Answer: You’re cool.
- What did the birthday cake say to the fork?
Answer: You wanna’ piece of me?
- Why did the girl hit the birthday cake with a hammer?
Answer: She thought it was a pound cake.
- Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Answer: He was already stuffed.
- What do you call a sick birthday cake?
Answer: Coughee cake
- Why do candles always go on the top of birthday cakes?
Answer: Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
- What did the cake say to the ice cream?
Answer: You’re cool.
- Why was the birthday cake so hard?
Answer: It was a marble cake!
- What did the birthday cake say to the fork?
Answer: You wanna’ piece of me??
- Which type of cake can you find on Sesame Street?
Answer: Bert day cake.
- What kind of birthday cake do you get from the garbage?
Answer: A stomach-cake!
- What kind of cake do cats like for their birthdays?
Answer: Mice cream cake.
- Patient: “Doctor, I get a heartburn every time I eat a birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
Answer: They both need a good batter.
- What’s the only kind of cake left when you’re the last one to arrive at the party?
Answer: Choco-late cake!
- What did the snowman want on his cake?
Answer: Extra frosting!
- Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Jimmy!
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some ice cream and cake! I’m starving!
- Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
- What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Answer: Angel food cake!
- What kind of cake should you make for an elf’s birthday?
Answer: Shortcake
- What did the Zen birthday cake say to the party guests?
Answer: Peace to you
- What is the left side of a birthday cake?
Answer: The side that’s not eaten!
Funny Happy Birthday Jokes For Kids
What did the witch do on her birthday?
Answer: She spellabrates.
- How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
Answer: They relish the moment
- Why is the mushroom always invited to birthday parties?
Answer: He’s a fun-guy!
- It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
- What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
Answer: They were all born on holidays
- Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for the party!
- What do you say to a female sheep on her birthday?
Answer: Happy birthday to ewe!
- How should you wish an otter on its birthday?
Answer: Have an otterly fantastic birthday!
- What did one candle say to the other?
Answer: Don't birthdays just burn you out?
- Why did the boy toss his cake across the room?
Answer: Because he wanted to “throw” a party!
- What did the big flower say to the small flower on it’s birthday?
Answer: What’s up bud, happy birthday!
- What do you call a bunch of balloons in the bathroom?
Answer: A birthday potty.
- How to wish a hippopotamus on its birthday?
Answer: Hippo birthday to you?
- What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
Answer: “Hi, Buster.”
- What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
Answer: Stick with me, we're going places!
- What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age.
- Why did the birthday clown get in trouble with the law?
Answer: For BLOWING UP balloons.
- What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
Answer: Have a fin-tastic day.
- What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Answer: Choco-latte.
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Aye, matey!
- Why couldn’t the cavemen send birthday cards?
Answer: The stamps kept falling off the rocks
- How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party?
Answer: Look for its footprints in the ice cream.
- What is your favorite type of present?
Answer: Another present!
- Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Wow! You sure are excited that it’s my birthday!
- Girl: “My mom said I could invite the whole class to my party.”
Teacher: “Well, that just takes the cake!”
Girl: “Nevermind! Maybe I shouldn’t invite them after all!”
Birthday Presents Jokes
Hey, cool name
Thanks, it was a birthday present.
- What’s the best birthday present in the world?
Answer: A broken drum! You just can’t beat it!
- I bought my mom a fridge as birthday present. Her face really lit up when she opened it.
- Kids are so easy to buy for. My younger sister said she loves anything Frozen. I got her some frozen peas and pop tarts, can't wait to see the look on her face.
- Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
- When Jesus was given his gifts by the wise men, Were they birthday presents or Christmas presents?
- Where can you go to study birthday treats?
Answer: Sundae school.
- I've opened three birthday cards and I'm already $150 up. I love being a postman!
- What do you buy an elephant for its birthday?
Answer: A trunk-ful of presents!
- What did the bald man say when he got a comb for a birthday present?
Answer: "Thanks — I'll never part with it."
- Why do leprechauns prefer cash to presents on their birthday?
Answer: Because money is green.
- How did a duck buy birthday presents?
Answer: He put them on his bill.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon on her birthday?
Answer: She’d let it go.
- On my 18th birthday, my grandmother shared some wisdom: "Remember these two words that will open a lot of doors throughout your life: Push and pull."
- You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
Birthday Dad Jokes
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
- Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
- My son’s fourth birthday was today. When he came to see me, I didn’t recognize him at first. I had never seen him be four.
- What did the buffalo say when his son left the birthday party?
Answer: Bison.
4. I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
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Happy Birthday Jokes For Kids - FAQs
Jokes are like one liners, questions, or puns that would cause amusement or laughter.
Why can’t kids remember past birthdays? Answer: Because they are too focused on the present.
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Answer: Hoppy Birthday!
How do you throw a birthday party in space? Answer: You planet
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? Answer: In a cat-alog!
What kind of music did the balloons play at their birthday party? Answer: Pop music!