100 Funny Science Jokes For Kids That Will Make Who Like to Laugh

Science Jokes For Kids

Many people say that science is boring. But this is not true. Science is very interesting and full of fun. Hearing a science joke will make it more thrilling. Even if you don’t have more knowledge on science, you can still enjoy these jokes.

Science jokes will make your kid laugh and at the same time, it will help them learn and remember the basic science concepts. Here are 100 hilarious science jokes for kids. These jokes are categorized into jokes about chemistry, physics, and biology.

Funny Science Jokes For Kids

"What's a pirate's favorite element? Aaaaargon"

1. What’s a pirate’s favorite element? Aaaaargon.
2. Why was the mushroom so popular? He was a real fungi.
3. Why did the scuba diver fail biology? He was below “C” level.
4. What did the science book say to the math book? You’ve got problems.
5. What was the name of the leader of the group of holy biologists? Saint Nucleus.
6. What do you call it when your science teacher lowers your grade?  Bio-degraded.
7. Why do plants hate algebra?  It gives them square roots.
8. If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed!
9. What are the primary elements of a sense of humor? Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm.
10. Why don’t yogurt and medicine get along? One is probiotic, and the other is antibiotic!
11. Where would one find genes retired from the human genetic pool? In an old folks genome.
12. How was Oxygen and Potassium's performance? It was OK!
13. What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?  Sorry! My Fault.
14. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister.
15. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
16. What’s was the pirate's favorite amino acid? Arrrrrrr-ginine.
17. Which biochemicals wash up on beaches? Nucleotides.
18. What’s the opposite of Nutrition? Old-trition.
19. Why did the biologist get booed off the stage during American Idol? He was caught Lipidsynching.
20. Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.

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Chemistry Jokes for Kids

"What do you call the team of iron man and silver"

1. What do you call the team of Iron Man and Silver Surfer? An alloy.
2. Where did the chemist have his lunch?  On a periodic table.
3. Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties? They were a formyl group.
4. What do you call acid that’s a bully? A-mean-ol’ acid.
5. What do protons and life coaches have in common? They know how to stay positive.
6. Why are chemists so good at solving problems?  They’re always working with solutions.
7. What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival? A ferrous wheel.
8. What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight? I’m sick of your negativity.
9. Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything.
10. What was the name of the first Electricity Detective? Sherlock Ohms.
11. Which element is used by Norse gods? Thorium.
12. How is carbon and hydrogen's friendship? They are strongly bonded.
13. Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!
14. Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!
15. What do the other elements say about hydrogen? He's such a loner!
16. What should you do with a dead Chemist? Barium!
17. What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together? CsI
18. Why was he arrested for throwing sodium and chlorine on that man? Because it was an as-salt.
19. What do you call a nonsensical felon? A silicon
20. What is HIJKLMNO? H2O!

Physics Jokes For Kids

"Why is so hard to wake up in the morning? Newton's first law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest."

1. Why is so hard to wake up in the morning?  Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.
2. What a physicist hears when he watches Star Wars? "May the mass times acceleration be with you!"
3. What do you call scientists who love to study gas laws? Fizz-icists
4. Did you hear about the physicist who was reading a great book on anti-gravity? ​He couldn't put it down.
5. What is a physicist's favourite phrase? Gravity of the situation.
6. What do you call someone who steals energy? A Joule thief!
7. Why didn't photon carry any luggage? Because it's travelling light.
8. What did the duck say to the physicist? Quark, quark, quark.
9. Why are you sleeping in the physics class? Because I am Bohr’ed.
10. What is distance raptor over time raptor equals? Velociraptor.
11. Why didn't Ant-man study other concepts in physics? Because he was stuck in Quantum.
12. Which Norse god controls the flow of electronic signals? Transis-Thor.
13. Why does a burger have less energy than a steak? Because it’s in its ground state.
14. Which physicist is so calm? Coulomb.
15. Why is electricity an ideal citizen? Because it conducts itself so well.
16. What happened to the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s Ok now
17. What does E = mc2 mean? Energy = milk chocolate squared.
18. Which books are the easiest to force yourself to read through? Non-friction books.
19. Where does criminal light end up? In prism.
20. What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics? Oops.

Biology Jokes for Kids

"What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of herself? A CELL-FIE"

1. What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of herself? A cell-fie
2. What will never go viral no matter how popular they get? Antibiotics.
3. What do other plants do when one of their plant friends is sad? Photosympathize.
4. How does a marine biologist end a conversation? Sea you later!
5. What did the cell say when it bumped its foot during the night? Mitosis!
6. What would a flower eat if it is hungry? It will eat a light snack. 
7. Why is that biologist so bad? He is too cell-fish.
8. Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays? They’re allowed to wear genes to work.
9. What do phlebotomists say before they take your blood? B Positive!
10. Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
11. How can you tell if a tree is a Dogwood Tree? By its bark!
12. Where did the viruses go? They flu away.
13. Which place of worship is made from amino acids? The cysteine chapel.
14. Why was the amoeba sad? His parents just split.
15. What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
16. Why do biologists like to travel? It makes them more cultured.
17. Why was the girl worried about biology class? She is Nervous.
18. What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The nucleus.
19. Why was the biologist broke? Because he was sporely paid.
20. Why aren’t students allowed in the biology teachers’ lounge? It’s for staph only.

Science Dad Jokes For Kids

"Why wouldn't the scientist go into the haunted house? He was too petrified."

1. Why wouldn’t the scientist go into the haunted house? He was too petrified.
2. Why are biologists, such hard workers? Because they become absorbed in their work.
3. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? OMg!
4. What did the stamen say to the pistil? I like your style!
5. What will never go viral no matter how popular they get? Antibiotics.
6. What is bacteria? The rear entrance to cafeterias.
7. Why is the ocean so salty? Because land never waves back at it!
8. What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight? I’m sick of your negativity.
9. What do You Call a Member of the Financial Staff of the Faculty of Biology? A buy-ologist.
10. Why was bee’s hair sticky? Because it used a honey-comb!
11. What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection? Is there antibody out there?
12. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming Trunks!
13. What did the Limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
14. What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
15. What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na!
16. Why was bee’s hair sticky? Because it used a honey-comb!
17. How do we know Saturn was married more than once? Because it has too many rings!
18. What type of a dog do chemists own? A lab!
19. What kind of tree can be placed into your hand? A palm tree
20. What kinds of books do planets usually like to read? Comet books

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