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100+ Vine Quotes and Sayings That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Looking for some iconic Vine quotes? Our collection of Vine quotes and sayings is sure to make you laugh out loud and bring back fond memories of the beloved video-sharing app.

by Menaga K | Updated Aug 09, 2023

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Vine Quotes

Vine was a popular video-sharing app that gained a massive following before it was discontinued in 2017. The platform was known for its six-second looping videos, which were often comedic in nature and spawned numerous internet memes and catchphrases. Vine was home to many talented content creators who gained fame and popularity through their short, hilarious videos. One of the most enduring legacies of Vine is its collection of iconic quotes and one-liners that continue to be referenced and shared online years after the app's demise. These Vine quotes are a testament to the platform's impact on popular culture and its ability to bring people together through humor and creativity.

Famous Vine Quotes

“It’s an avocado, thanksssss…”

“What’s 9 plus 10? 21.” – @BRUH
“It is Wednesday my dudes.”
“Do it for the vine.”
“When will you learn, THAT YOUR ACTI HAVE CONSEQUENCES?”
“I didn’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gone get no sleep cause of me!”
“Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?”
“So no head?”
“You got eczema.”
“I am shooketh.”
“Hey my name is Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow.”
“Can I PLEASE get a waffle?”
“There is only one thing worse than a rapist.” “A child.”
“WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?” “THEY are my crocs!”
“It’s an avocado, thanksssss…”
“Two shots of vodka.”
“Why are you running, why are you running?”
“JEEEEEZ, Jesus Christ.”
“Wtf, is this allowed? Wtf, is that allowed?!
“Ohmigod he on x games mode”
“I never went to oovoo javer”
“This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you”

Best Vine Quotes

"When will you learn that your actions have consequences?"

1. 'Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.'- Drew Gooden.

2. 'Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still the couch potato I was.'- Unknown*.

3. 'Happy Crimus.....It's crismun....Merry crisis. Merry Chrysler.'- Christine Sydelko.

4. 'I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag. You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?'- Unknown*.

5. 'Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.'- Just Jake.

6. 'This is your space, this is your area, she can't do that to you.'- @Khammercial.

7. 'Zack, stop! You’re gonna get in trouble.'- Unknown*.

8. 'When will you learn that your actions have consequences?'- SammyClassicSonicFan.

9. 'How much did you pay for that taco? Aight, yo, you know this boy got his free taco.'- Unknown*.

10. 'Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do.'- Kylo Ren.

11. 'Can I please get a waffle? Grab some and have fun!'- Unknown*.

12. 'Yo, how much money do you have? 65 cents. Aye, you know what that means?'- Nathan Enick.

13. 'Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!'- Carl Weezer.

14. 'Hey, my name is Trey. I have a basketball game tomorrow.'- @Guccipoptart.

15. 'All I wanna tell you is the school is not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog… woof! You know?'- Queen Blackwell.

16. 'And they were roommates. Mah God, they were roommates.'- Matt Sukkar.

17. 'How’d you get these bumps? Ya got eggzma? I got what? You got eggzma?'- Unknown*.

18. 'Hey, did you happen to go to class last week? I have never missed a class.'- Unknown*.

19. 'Look at all those chickens, they make me miss my friends!'- Unknown*.

20. 'What are thoseeeeee? They are my crocs!'

Funny Vine Quotes

“I wanna be a cowboy, baby.”

“I smell like beef.”
“You better stop.”
“Come get y’all juice.”
“Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.”
“So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”
“I wanna be a cowboy, baby.”
“Why you always lying?”
“Nice Ron” “I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?”
“I’m washing me and my clothes.”
“Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”
“XOXO, gossip girl.”
“Shoutout to all the pear.”
“A potato flew around my room before you came.”
“Chipotle is my life.”
“Look at all those chickens!”
“YOU BETTER STOP.”
“I like turtles.”
“It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON.”
“Deez nuts, HA GOT EM?”
“I’m in my mum’s car, broom broom.”
“Iridocyclitis.”
“You know what, I’m about to say it.”
“That is NOT correct.”

Popular Vine Quotes

“All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?”

“Uh, I’m not finished” “Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?”
“I have osteoporosis.”
*girl blows vape* “…WoW”
*running* “…Daddy?” “Do I look like-?”
*Pours water onto girl’s face* “Hello?”
“Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.” “HaaaAHH”
“…And they were roommates” “Mah God they were roommates!”
“Sleep? I don’t know about sleep…it’s summertime.” “You ain’t go to bed?” “Oh, she caught me.”
“All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?”
“Oh, I like ya accent where you from?” “I’m Liberian.” “Oh, my bad. *whispering* I like your accent…”
“Next Please.” “Hello.” “Sir, this is a mug shot.”
“A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.”
“Hey, did you happen to go to class last week?” “I have never missed a class.”
“Go ahead and introduce yourselves.” “My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire-” “Stop, stop, stop. Where?” “Hmm?” “Where’s the B?” “There’s a bee?”
“There’s only one thing worse than a rapist…Boom” “A child.” “No.”
“Later, Mom. What’s up? Me and my boys are going to see Uncle Kracker…GIVE ME MY HAT BACK, JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO?”
“Dad, look, it’s the good kush.” This is the dollar store, how good can it be?”
“It’s a avocadooo…thanks”
“Yo, how much money do you have?” “69 cents” “AYE, you know what that means?” “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”
“Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”
“Hey, Tara you want some?” “This b*%th empty. YEET!”

Vine Quotes for Instagram

“Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garrbaagge.”

“…Hi Welcome to Chili’s.”
“How do you know what’s good for me?” “THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..”
“Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”
“Hi my name’s Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Wel,l I’m a point guard, I got shoe game…”
“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!” “I can’t sweem.”
“Say Coloradoo.” “I’M A GIRAFFE!!”
“How much did you pay for that taco?” Aight, yo, you know this boys got his free tacoo.”
*Birds chirping* “Tweekle Tweekle.”
“Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!”
“I brought you Frankincense.” “Thank you.” “I brought you Myrrh.” “Thank you.” “Mur-dur!” “Huh…Judas..no!”
“Zach stop…Zach stop…You’re gonna get in trouble. Zach.”
“CHRIS! Is that a weed? “No this is a crayon-” I’m calling the police” *puts 911 into microwave* “911 what’s your emergency?”
“WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? “
*Blowing vape on table* * cameraman blows it away* “ADAM!”
“Would you like the spider in your hand?” “Yea.” “Say please.” “Please.” *puts spider in hand* *screams*
“Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garrbaagge.”
“What are thoooooose?”
'I am shooketh. I like to do the shaky dance.'
“I can’t swim.”
“I’m just cooking pizza” …

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