100 Corny Jokes That Make You Laugh And Go Crazy
by Pooja
Updated Feb 07, 2023
Corny Jokes
Finding good corny jokes might be challenging because they are essentially designed to be absurd. However, if told correctly, a corny joke can actually be humorous and make children and adults laugh.
You may not be able to recall the amusing, cheesy jokes you used to say back then. In this article we've got you covered With the greatest and funniest corny jokes of all time. Here are 100 humorous corny jokes for you to enjoy.
Funny Corny Jokes
What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Answer: Aw, shucks!
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- What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese.
- What does a spy do when he is cold?
Answer: He goes undercover.
- How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer: Eclipse it.
- When do computers overheat?
Answer: When they need to vent.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field.
- If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Answer: Mistle-toes.
- What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Answer: Thunder pants!
- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Answer: Ten-tickles.
- What did 0 say to 8?
Answer: "Nice belt."
- How did the hipster burn his tongue?
Answer: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- What did the drummer name her twin daughters?
Answer: Anna 1, Anna 2.
- What lights up a soccer stadium?
Answer: A soccer match.
- What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Answer: Aw, shucks!
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Answer: Attire.
- What’s red and bad for your teeth?
Answer: A brick.
- What do sprinters eat before they race?
Answer: Nothing. They fast.
- What has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, because it croaks every day.
- Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Answer: Because it’s pointless.
- Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
Answer: Because he's always lion.
- What did one wall say to the other?
Answer: "I'll meet you at the corner."
Corny Dad Jokes
"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's PopCorn?"
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- "What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"
- "How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
- "Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"
- "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."
- "My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line."
- "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
- "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
- "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
- "What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."
- "Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones."
- "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
- "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."
- "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's PopCorn?"
- "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
- "What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"
- "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
- "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
- "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
- "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
- "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
Corny Jokes For Adults
Why don’t animals play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
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- How do you know when a clown breaks wind? Something smells funny.
- Why shouldn’t you marry a calendar? Its days are numbered.
- Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
- Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be a gold prospector? It didn’t pan out.
- What’s the bad thing about birthdays? Too many will kill you.
- Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors? It had reptile dysfunction.
- Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
- What happens when you eat aluminum foil? You sheet metal.
- Did you hear about the girl who cut off the left side of her body? She’s all right.
- Why don’t animals play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s in the ER waiting to be seen.
- What did the grape say to the wine after they broke up? "I’m crushed."
- What kind of award do you give dentist of the year? A little plaque.
- Did you hear about the coffee robbery? It got mugged.
- Why did the nurse keep a red pen handy? In case she had to draw blood.
- Why can’t anyone write a good drinking song? They can’t get past the first few bars.
- Did you hear about the deer who won the lottery? It got a million bucks.
- Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
- Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
- Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
Corny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
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- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Best Corny Jokes
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Answer: It lifts their spirits.
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- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
- Why does Waldo only wear striped shirts?
Answer: He doesn’t want to be spotted.
- What do you get when you cross a cactus and a pig?
Answer: A porky pine.
- How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
Answer: See if he's coffin.
- Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
Answer: They have the best batter.
- Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
- What do you call a toothless bear?
Answer: A gummy bear.
- Why are spiders so smart?
Answer: They can find everything on the web.
- Why was the ghost so tired?
Answer: He worked the graveyard shift.
- How does a duck buy lipstick?
Answer: She just puts it on her bill.
- What do you call an angry carrot?
Answer: A steamed veggie.
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Answer: It lifts their spirits.
- How do you make an octopus laugh?
Answer: With ten-tickles.
- How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
Answer: By the bark.
- When is a door not a door?
Answer: When it’s ajar.
- What did the ocean say to the sand?
Answer: Nothing — it just waved.
- Why couldn’t the sailor learn his alphabet?
Answer: He kept getting lost at C.
- What do lawyers wear to court?
Answer: Lawsuits.
- What do cows most like to read?
Answer: Cattle-logs.
- What do you call an unpredictable camera?
Answer: A loose Canon.
Corny Jokes: FAQs
A Joke is something said or done to make you laugh, especially a funny story.