Dad Jokes 120 Best Dad Puns For Kids That Will Have The Entire Family Laughing
by Suganya
Updated May 04, 2023
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Dad Jokes For Kids
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because outstanding in his field."
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Best Dad Jokes For Kids
"What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer Chips."
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Corny Dad Jokes For Kids
"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking. JK! Rowling."
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Funny Dad Jokes For Kids
"What did the skeleton order with its beer? A Mop"
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"A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!"
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!"
"Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe."
"What do Bostonians call a fake noodle? An impasta."
"A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”"
"A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”"
"A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”"
"A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”"
"Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos."
"Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood."
"How much do I love crunchy tacos? From my head tomatoes."
"What kind of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky Charms."
"Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit."
"My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point."
"Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool.” Johnny: “So, what are the words?”"
"Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross."
"I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in."
Bad Dad Jokes For Kids
"I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I'll try a grape"
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"What’s brown and sticky? A stick."
"My dog accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. I think this could spell disaster."
"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape."
"Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them."
"What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"
"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty."
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine."
"In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him."
"My girlfriend says it’s either her or my career as a news reporter. I have some breaking news for her."
"Inflation is really getting out of hand, but that’s just my five cents."
"I can guess what people do for a living just by looking at their hands. I mean, I’m usually wrong, but I can guess."
"I’ve been breeding racing deer. Just trying to make a quick buck."
"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end."
"I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes."
"I began to read a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen—I can feel it."
"Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"My IQ test results came back. They were negative."
Funny Dad Jokes For Kids
"Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae School."
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"How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together."
"Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up."
"What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!"
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web."
"What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!"
"What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid."
"What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!"
"Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
"Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck."
"Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school."
"What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini."
"What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key."
"How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!"
"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"
"What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."
"What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator."
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Dad Jokes: FAQs
A Joke is something said or done to make you laugh, especially a funny story.