140 Kids Jokes To Make Them Laugh
by B Kishwar
Updated Feb 13, 2023
Kids Jokes
Nothing is more endearing than hearing children laughing and having a good time as they share short jokes and kid-friendly riddles. Nevertheless, even if you have a natural sense of humor, it can occasionally be challenging to learn new jokes or to create fresh ones. We've compiled 100 of the funniest short jokes for kids because of this. Tiny comedians won't have any trouble sharing these with their family and friends because they are entertaining and quite simple to remember. All of these jokes are definitely LOL-worthy and will make you smile just as much as they will your kids, whether they are clever or a touch corny
Kids Jokes In English
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
Source : Fresherslive
1. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
2. Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
3. What did the duck say after she bought chapstick?
Put it on my bill!
4. How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
5. What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
7. What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
8. Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical!
9. Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
10. What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
11. What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!
12. Where do cows go on Friday nights?
They go to the moo-vies!
13. Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
14. What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries?
An investigator!
15. What kind of socks do grizzlies wear?
None, they have bear feet!
16. What fish only swims at night?
Starfish!
17. What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
18. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
19. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
20. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Kids Jokes About School
Why do math books always look so sad?
They are full of problems.
1. What did the buffalo say at drop off?
Bison.
2. What does your computer do for lunch?
Has a byte!
3. What did the student say to the teacher after he missed the first day of school?
No, ma'am. I didn't miss it at all.
4. Why do math books always look so sad?
They are full of problems.
5. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
6. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
7. Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
8. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
9. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright.
10. What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket.
11. . What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
12. Why isn't there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much.
13. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water.
14. Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square!
15. What should you grow in a school garden?
Human beans!
16. Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
17. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?
Because they keep getting lost at C.
18. What is the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
19. . What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
20. What did the spider make online?
A website!
Funny Jokes For Kids
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
2. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
3. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
4. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
5. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will "let it go, let it go."
6. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
7. What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
8. What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
9. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
10. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
11. Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.
12. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
13. What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.
14. How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.
15. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
16. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
17. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
18. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
19. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
20. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Valentine Jokes For Kids
And what did the tweenager give his mom?
Ughs and kisses!
1. What do you call the world's smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A valen-teeny.
2. What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.
3. What did the one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe!
4. And how did the other sheep respond?
You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself.
5. What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses.
6. And what did the tweenager give his mom?
Ughs and kisses!
7. What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
I wuv you watts and watts!
8. Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
They are very scent-imental creatures.
9. What did the painter say to her sweetheart?
I love you with all my art.
10. What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
Sherwood like to be your valentine.
11. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
12. What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine's Day?
Don't ever change, you're purrrfect.
13. What type of shape is most popular on Valentine's Day?
Acute triangle.
14. What did Frankenstein's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day?
Be my Valenstein!
15. What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.
16. What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
17. On Valentine's Day, what did the calculator say to the pencil?
"You can count on me".
18. What did the cook say to his girlfriend?
You’re bacon me crazy!
19. How did the doorbell propose to his sweetheart?
He gave her a ring.
20. What did the squirrel say to his mate?
I’m nuts about you.
Birthday Jokes for Kids
What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
A year older.
1. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.
2. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Because it's hard to light them from the bottom
3. What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
4. What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
A year older.
5. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.
6. What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
7. Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?
She wanted to ice it.
8. What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It's roar birthday.
9. Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
10. Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?
No, they both burn shorter.
11. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor's office?
It was feeling crumby.
12. What do you give a 3100 lb. rhino for his birthday?
I don't know, but you better hope he likes it.
13. Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday?
No, he was stuffed.
14. Why did the robber break into the bakery?
She heard the cakes were rich.
15. What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."
16. What did the cake say to the ice cream?
You're cool.
17. What's the cleanest type of birthday party joke?
One that's a soap-prise.
18. Why can't kids remember past birthdays?
Because they are too focused on the present.
19. What's hairy and covered in fondant?
A coconut cake
20. What did the cake say to the fork?
You wanna' piece of me??
Short Jokes For Kids
What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called?
Nacho cheese!
1. What is a little bear with no teeth is called?
A gummy bear.
2. What’s an alligator in a vest called?
An investi-gator.
3. What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars?
You planet.
4. What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called?
Nacho cheese!
5. What’s one way we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
6. Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football?
She runs away from the ball.
7. What’s one animal you’ll always find at a baseball game?
A bat.
8. What’s a pirate’s favorite class to take in school?
Arrrrrt.
9. What candy do bumblebees love the most?
Bumble gum
10. Why does Peter Pan fly around so much?
He Neverlands.
11. What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
I have so many problems.
12. What kind of shoes does a banana peel love wearing?
Slippers.
13. What did the Dalmatian say after she had a huge meal?
That hit the spot.
14. Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snow bank.
15. Why do all witches wear black?
So you can’t tell which witch is which
16. Where should you go if you want to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
17. Why was the teenage broom late for homeroom?
He overswept.
18. hy is Superman’s outfit always so tight on him?
It’s a size S.
19. If a clock strikes 13, what time is it?
Time to get a new clock.
20. When a lemon is sick, what do you do?
Give it lemon-aid.
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kids jokes - FAQs
A Joke is something said or done to make you laugh, especially a funny story.