Kyle Gordon My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) Lyrics know the real meaning of Kyle Gordon's My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) Song lyrics
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Updated Mar 02, 2024
Kyle Gordon My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) Lyrics
[Monologue]
What the fuck's up? Oh, I know what you guys are thinking; "This guy seems really angry!" Well, guess what? I'm actually shy! And I know everyone thinks they can bully me 'cause I run to class with my rolly bag. Well, joke's on them, that's where I keep my katanas! Alright, let me just tune up real quick. Ha! Okay, I think I'm ready. This song is about how every day of my life is a complete fucking nightmare, AKA I grew up in the United Waste of America, AKA I'm a communist, see me after the show for literature!
[Intro]
One, two
One, two, I don't care!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, tonight
Oh yеah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah, tonight, oh yеah, tonight
[Verse 1]
Black tears they stain my broken cheeks
I'm like a dead black rose in the middle of the night
You abandoned me on the side of the highway
Which highway? The highway of life
I wanna take my nails and scratch my face off
On a dark black night you fucking cursed me
I wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha!
Happy anniversary
[Chorus]
My life is the worst life ever
The worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now
My life is terrible 'cause you don't know what actual fucking pain is
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[Spoken Interlude]
AKA have you ever had the entire basketball team convince you that if you get on top of the school, run off as fast as you can and spread my arms, they told me I could float like a sugar glider! And guess what? I jumped off, I fell twenty feet and I broke my fucking foot!!
[Verse 2]
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah, tonight, oh yeah, toni—hight
Your words are poison, the words that made me die
The black tattoo of love, it seems to cry
The memories are shit and blood mixed into a pie
You said you'd stay but you lied
[Chorus]
My life is the worst life ever
The worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now
My life is horrible, 'cause I guess you fucking abandoned me
[Spoken Interlude]
AKA you moved in with your stepdad in Darien, Connecticut! But you know what? I'll never forget the first time we made love, AKA you gave me a handjob while I played Kingdom Hearts!
[Outro]
Oh yeah
Kyle Gordon My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) Lyrics Meaning
The lyrics of "My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever)" by Kyle Gordon convey a deep sense of despair and anguish, portraying the narrator's experiences of feeling abandoned, betrayed, and deeply hurt. The monologue at the beginning sets the tone for the song, highlighting the narrator's inner turmoil and the struggles they face in their daily life. Throughout the verses and choruses, the lyrics paint a vivid picture of emotional pain and suffering, expressed through metaphors like black tears and broken cheeks
Kyle Gordon My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) Lyrics Details
Album
Kyle Gordon
Release Date
2024
Available on
YouTube Music
Kyle Gordon My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) Lyrics Facts
Kyle Gordon My Life (Is the Worst Life Ever) Lyrics - FAQ
Kyle Gordon is a musician known for his emotive and introspective lyrics.
The song explores themes of despair, abandonment, and emotional turmoil.
The song was released in 2024 as part of Kyle Gordon's album.
The spoken interludes provide additional context and insight into the narrator's personal struggles and experiences, adding depth to the emotional narrative of the song.
The song is available on various music platforms, including YouTube Music.