Snow Jokes, 50+ Funny Jokes About Snow, and Snow Jokes for Kids
by Janani
Updated Apr 20, 2023
What is a Joke?
A joke is a form of humor that uses language within a particular and clearly defined narrative structure to elicit laughter and is generally not meant to be taken literally. It commonly follows a storyline, frequently including dialogue, that culminates in a punchline that exposes the comedic aspect of the narrative. This can be achieved through the use of a pun or other wordplay, irony or sarcasm, logical inconsistency, exaggeration, or other methods.
Snow Jokes
Making someone laugh is a big task in this world, as not all of them smile at funny things. But those people who don’t laugh at funny things might laugh at the jokes. If you are experiencing a winter season, then you may find jokes about the snow to pass the time while withstanding the heavy cold. If you are in summer, you may think of snow jokes to overcome the heat. The season may be any, but you can make a person laugh with the snow jokes.
Here are some of the Snow Jokes, which you may ask someone.
1. Where does a snowman get the weather report?
A: The winternet.
2. What's the weatherman's favorite food in winter?
A: Brrr-itos!
3. Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer?
A: He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.
4. Why did the bear keep getting fired?
A: He always disappeared in the winter.
5. What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?
A: A cold.
6. What did the tree say after a long, cold winter?
A: What a re-leaf!
7. What do you call a ghost in the winter?
A: Casp-brrr.
8. What did the icy road say to the car?
A: Wanna to go for a spin?
9. What does a barbershop serve in winter?
A: Cold cuts!
10. Why was the king penguin's wife so misunderstood?
A: She was a total ice queen.
Short Winter Jokes
1. How do snowmen read their texts?
A: With an icy stare.
2. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A Snowball.
3. What bites but doesn’t have teeth?
A: Frost.
4. What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
5. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
A: Lost.
6. What do you call a snowman in August?
A: A puddle.
7. Where do snowmen love to dance?
A: At a snowball.
8. What do you call a slow skier?
A slope-poke!
9. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Iceburgers.
10. What do snowmen win at the Olympics?
A: Cold medals!
11. Which one is faster: hot or cold?
A: Hot. You can catch a cold.
12. Where do snowmen put their money?
A: In snow banks.
13. How do snowmen buy birthday presents?
A: With cold, hard cash.
14. What did the tree say after a long winter?
A: What a re-leaf!
15. What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream.
Jokes About Snow
Here are some jokes about Snow.
1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
2. What falls from great heights but doesn't hurt?
A: Snow.
3. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball.
4. What did the investigator say to the snowman?
A: Icy right through your lies.
5. How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: You look for Fresh Prints!
6. What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!
7. What do you call a prom in the North Pole?
A: A snow ball.
8. What's the best way to scare a snowman?
A: Talk about global warming.
9. What does the snowman take when he's worried about melting?
A: A chill pill.
10. How do you get a snow monster to go away?
A: Get into a heated argument.
Corny Winter Jokes
1. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
A: “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!”
2. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
A: She liked playing cool jazz.
3. What do you call a snowman’s temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown.
4. How do snowmen get information?
A: They search on the winter-net.
5. How do polar bears make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
6. Why did the two snowmen divorce?
A: One thought the other was a flake.
7. What do snow parents call their kids?
A: Chill-dren.
8. What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
A: The cold shoulder.
9.. Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
A: They’re afraid of Wales.
10. Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?
A: The outside.
11. How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together.
12. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A: snowmobile.
13. As I grow, I come closer to the ground. What am I?
A: An icicle.
14. If a winter fox lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
A: A retail store.
15. Why did the bear keep getting fired?
A: He always disappeared in the winter.
Snow Jokes for Kids
Do you like to make a kid laugh, who likes to enjoy the vacation? Then, here are some jokes about Snow exclusively for your kids.
1. Who were the snowman's parents?
A: Mom and popsicle!
2. What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrot?
3. What time is it when little white flakes fall outside the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
4. Why was the little snowman sad?
A: Cause he had a meltdown.
5. Which is faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot—you can catch cold pretty easily!
6. What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole?
A: Snow business.
7. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
8. What kind of math do Snowy Owls do best?
A: Owlgebra.
9. What happened when an icicle landed on the girl's head?
A: It knocked her out cold!
10. How does a North Pole carpenter fix something broken?
A: Igloos it together.
11. Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
A: She let it go.
12. What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
A: Frosted flakes.
13. What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
A: Freeze!
14. Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
A: He was picking his nose.
15. Who were Frosty’s parents?
A: Mom and Popsicle.
16. What does Jack Frost like best about school?
A: Snow and tell.
17. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.
18. What did the icy road say to the truck?
A: “Want to go for a spin?”
19. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
A: Frosty the Dough-man.
20. What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
A: Ice Krispies treats.
21. How did the snow globe feel after hearing a scary story?
A: A bit shook up.
22. What do you call an elderly snowman?
A: Water.
23. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet!
24. What did the wool hat say to the scarf?
A: You hang around while I go on ahead.
25. How do you decorate a snowman’s birthday cake?
A: With lots of icing.
Dad Jokes About Snow
1. Why didn't the whistleblower go outside during the winter?
A: He was Snowden.
2. What did the snowman say after losing its arm?
A: I'm never playing fetch again!
3. Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield?
A: He only got 10% off.
4. What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
5. What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.
6. What do you call a snowman with abs?
A: An abdominal snowman.
7. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet!
8. Why did the groom have cold feet?
A: He went brrr-foot to the wedding!
9. What do mountains wear to stay warm?
A: Snowcaps.
10. How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Snow Jokes - FAQ
A joke is a form of humor that uses language within a particular and clearly defined narrative structure to elicit laughter and is generally not meant to be taken literally.
A snow house without a loo!
Water.
An abdominal snowman.
A cookie sheet!