Zoolander Quotes, Unleashing the Humorous Iconic Zoolander Quotes
by Menaga K
Updated Aug 09, 2023
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Zoolander Quotes
In a world where fashion reigns supreme and glamour knows no bounds, there exists a film that brilliantly satirizes the industry's absurdity and flamboyance. "Zoolander," released in 2001, takes audiences on a hilarious journey into the shallow and often bewildering universe of male modeling. But beyond its outrageous plot and memorable characters, one aspect of the movie stands out as a comedic force to be reckoned with: the iconic Zoolander quotes.
In this article, we dive headfirst into the whimsical universe of "Zoolander" to uncover some of the most unforgettable lines from the film. From Derek Zoolander's hilariously dim-witted musings to the razor-sharp banter between characters, we'll showcase the wit and charm that have made these quotes so enduringly popular.
Prepare to embark on a journey through the realm of high fashion, where beauty is indeed subjective, and comedy reigns supreme. So, grab your blue steel pose, put on your best designer threads, and let's explore the world of Zoolander quotes that have undoubtedly left an indelible mark on both fashion and comedy.
Best Zoolander Quotes
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking." - Zoolander
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“Eugoogiligist: A person who delivers eugoogiligies.” - Zoolander
“You mean you can read minds?” - Zoolander
“I’m just wearing my new look cold coffee” - Zoolander
“I think the only good thing about it would be there’d be no turns.” - Zoolander
"What is this, a center for ants?" - Zoolander
"I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a condition." - Zoolander
"It's a walk-off!" - Zoolander
"I'm not a dancer, I'm a merman!" - Zoolander
"But why male models?" - Zoolander
"I freakin' worship that guy." - Zoolander
"I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories." - Zoolander
"There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman'." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?" - Zoolander
"Oh, you can read minds? Well, why don't you read my lips? [Kiss my ass]." - Zoolander
"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar." - Zoolander
"You think you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." - Zoolander
"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think." - Zoolander
"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." - Zoolander
"A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals... or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?" - Zoolander
"I'm so tired, I don't know whether to go blind or just take a nap." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure! That my hair looks better done up with gel and mouse, than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it!" - Zoolander
Quotes From Zoolander
"What is this? A center for ants?" - Zoolander
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"I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey." - Zoolander
"I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. I’m receiving a fax." - Zoolander
"I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!" - Zoolander
"But why male models?" - Zoolander
"I’m not here to talk about fashion, I’m here to kick ass." - Zoolander
"It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess." - Zoolander
"I’m pretty sure I’m not supposed to light a strike anywhere match in here." - Zoolander
"I’m also just a boy standing in front of a girl asking her to love him." - Zoolander
"I’m sorry, I don’t speak monkey." - Zoolander
"I’m a mog – half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend." - Zoolander
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" - Zoolander
"I’m not an ambi-turner. It’s a problem I had since I was a baby. I can’t turn left." - Zoolander
"I’m a great role model, don’t you think? I mean, I’ve got a charity, and I’m working with models." - Zoolander
"Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that." - Zoolander
"Be professionally good looking, and don’t spill the cappuccino." - Zoolander
"What say we settle this on the runway… Han-Solo?" - Zoolander
"So I’m repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I’ll never forget the terror." - Zoolander
"I think I’m getting the black lung, pop." - Zoolander
"School for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?" - Zoolander
Zoolander Quotes Blue Steel
"It's not just a look, it's a way of life." - Zoolander
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"It's all about the eyebrows, baby." - Zoolander
"When in doubt, Blue Steel it out." - Zoolander
"Blue Steel is like Magnum, but cooler." - Zoolander
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." - Zoolander
"I have one look. It's Blue Steel, but with a hint of puppy dog." - Zoolander
"You can't turn left, but you can always turn to Blue Steel." - Zoolander
"Blue Steel is the ultimate weapon of mass seduction." - Zoolander
"Some people think it's easy to be ridiculously good looking. It's not." - Zoolander
"When the going gets tough, the tough put on Blue Steel." - Zoolander
"Blue Steel is the Meryl Streep of looks. It's versatile." - Zoolander
"Don't just stand there, Blue Steel it!" - Zoolander
"Blue Steel is a state of mind." - Zoolander
"You're not truly a model until you've mastered Blue Steel." - Zoolander
"Blue Steel: the look that launched a thousand careers." - Zoolander
"Blue Steel isn't just a look, it's a lifestyle." - Zoolander
"The camera loves Blue Steel." - Zoolander
"Blue Steel may be timeless, but it's always on trend." - Zoolander
"It's not arrogance, it's Blue Steel confidence." - Zoolander
"If looks could kill, Blue Steel would be a lethal weapon." - Zoolander
"Blue Steel is the key to unlocking your full model potential." - Zoolander
"No matter what the situation, Blue Steel is always appropriate." - Zoolander
Funny Zoolander Quotes
"I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I had since I was a baby." - Zoolander
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"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking." - Zoolander
"I've got the black lung, Pop." - Zoolander
"I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey." - Zoolander
"What is that, velvet?" - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." - Zoolander
"I'm not a gymnast." "Well, you could have fooled me." - Zoolander
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" - Zoolander
"I'm a fashion model, idiot." - Zoolander
"I'm pretty sure I'm immune to bullets." - Zoolander
"I'm not an actor. I'm a male model." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a doctor. I thought you were just an ape in a lab coat." - Zoolander
"I invented the piano key necktie!" - Zoolander
"I'm not an artist. I'm a fashion designer." - Zoolander
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" - Zoolander
"The files are IN the computer?" - Zoolander
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am." - Zoolander
"I don't think you're getting it, love. Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple of fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?" - Zoolander
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!" - Zoolander
Zoolander Magnum Quote
"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." - Zoolander
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"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?" - Zoolander
"I'm not an ambitchous person." - Zoolander
"I'm so tired, I don't even know my name." - Zoolander
"I have a lot of things going on in my head right now." - Zoolander
"I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey." - Zoolander
"I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories." - Zoolander
"It's that damn Hansel; he's so hot right now!" - Zoolander
"I'm a hot little potato right now." - Zoolander
"I'm not an ambi-turner."- Zoolander
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking and I plan on finding out what that is." - Zoolander
"I'm a god. I'm not a doctor." - Zoolander
"I'm not a baby, I'm a man. I am an anchorman." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear anything from your bad breath." - Zoolander
"I'm a model, not a philosopher." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, but I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch." - Zoolander
"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular." - Zoolander
"I'm not sure what to do with my hands." - Zoolander
"I'm pretty sure my dream job would be a professional sleeper." - Zoolander
Zoolander Quotes Good Looking
"I’m sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure, that my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on top of it." - Zoolander
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"I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories." - Zoolander
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" - Zoolander
"It's a walk-off!" - Zoolander
"Why male models?" - Zoolander
"I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left." - Zoolander
"I can Derelick my own balls, thank you very much." - Zoolander
"I'm pretty sure I've got this whole life thing down." - Zoolander
"I’m not an idiot, Derek. I know what an eugoogly is." - Zoolander
"What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?" - Zoolander
"I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey." - Zoolander
"Let me ask you a question, and be honest: Do I look like I'm joking?" - Zoolander
"I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk." - Zoolander
"What is this? A center for ants?" - Zoolander
"I'm so good-looking, sometimes I stare at myself in the mirror for hours." - Zoolander
"I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?" - Zoolander
"I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina." - Zoolander
"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long, so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?" - Zoolander
"I'm sorry I'm not good at giving compliments like you, okay? I'm not that good looking" - Zoolander
Zoolander One Look Quote
"You can read minds?" - Zoolander
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"Blue Steel" - Zoolander
"Magnum" - Zoolander
"Le Tigra" - Zoolander
"You think you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite…you aren't." - Zoolander
"I have a photographic memory for names." - Zoolander
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking." - Zoolander
"What about 'Fetch'? Does 'Fetch' happen?" - Zoolander
"I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself." - Zoolander
"But why male models?" - Zoolander
"A eugoogly, you know, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?" - Zoolander
"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?" - Zoolander
"But why male models?" - Zoolander
"What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?" - Zoolander
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" - Zoolander
"That Hansel's so hot right now." - Zoolander
"I guess I have a lot of things to ponder." - Zoolander
"Brint, I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree." - Zoolander
"I'm a hot little potato right now, wouldn't you say?" - Zoolander
"You're a monkey, Derek. You're a monkey, dance monkey, dance!" - Zoolander
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I'm deaf." (in a normal voice) "Okay, you're not deaf, you were just ignoring me." - Zoolander
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Zoolander Quotes - FAQs
"Blue Steel" is a signature modeling pose in the movie Zoolander, which is meant to convey a sense of intense concentration and smoldering confidence. It has become a popular cultural reference for anyone trying to appear suave or sophisticated.
The line "But why male models?" is said by Zoolander's character in a state of confusion, as he struggles to understand why male modeling is such a popular and revered profession. It has become a popular meme and cultural reference for anyone who is puzzled by a particular trend or phenomenon.
This quote from Zoolander speaks to the idea that there is more to life than just physical appearance. It is a humorous way of expressing the sentiment that true happiness and fulfillment come from more than just looking good or being popular.
At its core, Zoolander is a satire that pokes fun at the world of high fashion and celebrity culture. It is a commentary on the superficial nature of our society and the lengths that people will go to in order to stay in the spotlight and remain relevant.
Derek Zoolander is a fictional character created for the movie Zoolander, which was released in 2001. The character is a parody of the male modeling industry and the stereotype of the vain and shallow male model. It is a comedic portrayal of the excesses of the fashion world and the people who inhabit it.